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Beldaran
03-17-2002, 12:38 AM
How many message board members does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 422.

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

14 to respond and share similar experiences.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.

53 to flame the spell-checkers.

156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.
DarkDragoonX
03-17-2002, 12:45 AM
423. One guy to make sarcastic comments that are only vaugely lightbulb-related.
Dracula
03-17-2002, 12:52 AM
424- One mischief maker to flame the topic starter.
Dragon Omega
03-17-2002, 01:21 AM
One who stays neutral.:mischief:
JayeM
03-17-2002, 01:27 AM
A mod to warn/ban half the posters and then close the topic.
A senior mod to re-open the topic.
An admin to close it again and say there was nothing wrong with the light bulb to begin with.
Beldaran
03-17-2002, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by JayeM
A mod to warn/ban half the posters and then close the topic.
A senior mod to re-open the topic.
An admin to close it again and say there was nothing wrong with the light bulb to begin with.

LOL, now that's insightful.:laughing:
Mitsukara
03-17-2002, 04:04 AM
430.
One member to rule them all- one member to find them all and in the darkness bind them.

There must also be someone asking everyone present if they like their signature or avatar.
Beldaran
03-17-2002, 04:16 AM
And then there's some one who only reads the subject of the post and just chimes in with, "Hey I know how to change a lightbulb? You want me to do it? I have 15,000 posts! WOOT HAXORS SCKUK!$!$!#@!!!1111"

Spammers. Yuck.
Darunia
03-17-2002, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by JayeM
A mod to warn/ban half the posters and then close the topic.
A senior mod to re-open the topic.
An admin to close it again and say there was nothing wrong with the light bulb to begin with.

An owner for re-open it and said that as long WA is open, spam is allowed :laughing:
Jemsee
03-17-2002, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by Jennifer
430.
One member to rule them all- one member to find them all and in the darkness bind them.



431 Some newbie asking some stupid question or making a stupid comment like:
"If the lightbulb was changed, how come they had to be found in the dark?":newbie: :nerd:
bigjoe
03-17-2002, 10:44 AM
432 - some random person appearing and says

GWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGW EEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEE GWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGW EEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEE GWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGW EEGWEEGWEEGWEE

:)
Darunia
03-17-2002, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by bigjoe
432 - some random person appearing and says

GWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGW EEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEE GWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGW EEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEE GWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGW EEGWEEGWEEGWEE

:)

And some admin to answer "Banned member"
DragonCommander
03-17-2002, 11:41 AM
Another 31 people to say "Oh, stop saying gwee, bigjoe".
9 admins to battle over who adds the announcement to OA.
5 to defend bigjoe.
5 to attack bigjoe via PM, or agree with admins.
Darunia
03-17-2002, 02:33 PM
73 for battle the 31 that said that bigjoe should stop, 190 for stop that 73, and so on...
DragonCommander
03-17-2002, 07:04 PM
Another admin to say "You're all flaming".
bigjoe
03-17-2002, 07:09 PM
and another admin to argue with a senior mod over whos flaming and revoke his rights because another senior mod is on that admins side
Pryme8
03-17-2002, 07:11 PM
would a Mod please close this topic this is going to turn into a Pissing contest realy soon...:(
QueenXaviera
03-17-2002, 10:21 PM
And 2 bitches to make sexual comments about lightbulb changing.
Tygore
03-17-2002, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by QueenXaviera
And 2 bitches to make sexual comments about lightbulb changing.

That wouldn't happen to be you and kari, would it?
Daarkseid
03-17-2002, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Tygore


That wouldn't happen to be you and kari, would it?

No, its me and Sir Anthony. I tell him he's gay, then he tells me to shove my misplaced attitude up my skinny ass.