PDA

View Full Version : The Adventure of the no Posting Newbie Part 2.



me2
02-01-2002, 08:13 PM
After the newbie Got thrown out of AGN, he decided to talk with another no-posting newbie, GOD. each had an AIM screenname with a cussword in it.

******idiot: Hey, ***hole, Wanna' take over AGN with the other non-posting newbies?
***hole: Yea. How?
******idiot: put on a Shodowblazer mask and destroy AGN by banning everyone.
***hole: Yea, that will work great, ******idiot.
SmarterChild: Hello, I am SmarterChild. Built by ActiveBuddy inc.
***hole: Shutup, ******Child.
SmarterChild: Oh no, here we go with the cussing again.
******idiot: *BOOM*
SmarterChild: gbhfuibgvinchuidhbfikcbdhuicbdvbeucvbsdiuyfba
***hole: how do you like it now, ******Child?
******idiot: Wanna' go out for Pizza?
***hole: Yeah, sure...

obi
02-05-2002, 02:44 PM
What happend next?
And what did they do to SM?:laughing:

me2
02-06-2002, 12:48 AM
When they got into the pizza place, they heard a computer sizzing. They walked up to it, and found no-posting nOOb, Abbyss...

Chronos
02-20-2002, 11:30 PM
They told him of their evil plot, and the n00b agreed to help. He fashioned a Shadowblazer mask out of pizza cheese and some airplane glue, and....

Dragon Omega
02-21-2002, 12:41 AM
Got on his computer.
"HE, HE! They'll never recognize me!":mischief:

me2
02-21-2002, 10:15 AM
But then the N00b typed nice and got caught.

mrz84
02-21-2002, 01:00 PM
where he was banished to the nether regions by the Guardian of Time, Space, and Destiny: the infamous mrz! :kawaii:
upon appearing in the nether regions, n00b met the ruler of said place..... BILL GATES! :eek: gates, the demon of of all demons, made n00b his second-in-command of his demon army.

The Thing
02-21-2002, 04:53 PM
The newb was mad REAL mad. He and Bill Gates sent his army to conquer AGN forums but...

me2
02-21-2002, 07:03 PM
The XP loading screen got cut off for a year, and Bill Gates and the n00bs fell in hyberspace witrh no space at all...

The Thing
02-21-2002, 07:28 PM
without the power of XP the noob and billgates had to go a level down to windows 2000. After a long time they regained their strength and...

Chronos
02-21-2002, 08:18 PM
Finally attacked! The Forum downtime discouraged many, until one man...a courages man...a kind man...a man named...

me2
02-21-2002, 08:25 PM
Me2! He wacked Bill G ates With a pencil so hard, that War Lord...

Darunia
02-22-2002, 03:25 PM
..sai: What do you want?
Me2: Make D47 and I admins
War Lord: Done

Meanwhile, Bill Gates...

Chronos
02-22-2002, 07:52 PM
Flew to armageddongames.com and used his XP bug holder to unleash a wave of fury upon AGN! So then...

Peepo Man
02-22-2002, 08:13 PM
The army came to kill bill gates http://unknown553.zeroth.net/smilies/army.gif but bill gates...:confused:

K-Teclis
02-24-2002, 07:27 AM
That's a cool story...

mrz84
03-06-2002, 08:30 PM
but gates was smarter than he looked. he summoned all the nether demons to destroy his enemies. little did he know what awaited theire arrival.....
[mrz]beware creator of windows! in the name of the moon, i shall punish you!*pulls out anime mallet and chases gates*
[zombie]eat neo zaptonuim bullets!*fires ssaid bullets from the double gatlin of the MS Zombie as well s step on demons*
[mrz]*between screams of joy at chasing gates*all my anime/manga allies! let us do battle against these vile doers of evil!

anime/manga heroes from every anime/manga appear and do battle on the demons, causing a panic amoung the nether demons and therefore giving AGN the advantage*

[gene starwind]eat caster bastard!
[goku]ally to good! nightmare to you!
[ranma]ranma satome never loses!
[heero yui]tactics level cleared. proceeding on strategic levels.
[junpei]dont mess with butt-kick-o-rama!
[ryoko]you will die!
[takawaki kuno]....pig...tailed....girl.....
[vegeta]I AM THE STRONGEST!

i think you get the picture.....:kawaii:

me2
03-09-2002, 11:24 AM
Then the Anime Characters chased DO, Crashing Bill Gate's Computer with Windows DX... :D

Darunia
03-09-2002, 11:55 AM
And Reena inverse appeared, and killed Bill gates, then a lot of X-box fans appeared, and throwed that gigantic thing that is the X-box to all the manga/anime characters, killing they...

zeldafan500
09-02-2006, 09:56 PM
Mwa ha ha I bumped the last topic in the 14-page long list!
(sorry I just felt like doing something dumb)