Okay Lets see how this game will work.
-Rules of play-
You request an item to do something and the next poster will give you item that will help you, But the item will have a negative side affect.
Poster #1: I need a Item that will recover my Health...
Poster #2: Here is a "Crappy Potion" It recovers your health... But also shortens you life by 5 years every time you drink it.
(And then poster #2 Will say that they'll need an item that does something and so on...)
-End of Example-
Okay I'll start.
I need a item that will make me the most awesome person ever!