Granted, but the chili is made from mystery meat.
I wish for a spoon.
Granted, but it's jabbed into your eye.
I wish I could go to Red Lobster for dinner at least once a month.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
Granted, but you always have the runs after eating there.
I wish for a potato (what could go wrong?)
Granted, but they are tied together in a noose that is used to hang you.
I wish that this current wish which I am wishing now does not, never had, and never will have a downword side effect of ANY sort.
What would have been my Two Week contest entry:
Zelda 3 The Return of Ganon:
Granted, but now you killed the thread.
Just kidding, you taste the color blue now.
I wish that I had a plush toy of Isabelle from Animal Crossing New Leaf.
Granted, but in the process you lose every other possession you own.
I wish for the weather here to be about 73 degrees Fahrenheit year-round.
Granted, but the only article of clothing to exist for the rest of eternity are Eskimo parkas.
I wish my smart phone was good enough to play the upcoming Fire Emblem Heroes game.
Granted, but the only version of it compatible with your phone is in Swahili.
i wish for a nice, heavy blanket.
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