I was born, and I haven't died yet. I am a carbon-based bipedal life from native to the planet Earth. I have the appropriate number of body parts, all in their respective places. I have never been an avocado farmer, and I believe that drinking Gatorade is a decision best left to the conscience of the individual. In my spare time, I manage a pawn shop in the Maine town of Storybrooke. I also love cats.